Expert Opinion

people go to a shop or store,
looking for deals or something more,
ask the salesman can he do a deal,
just to feel good as if it is a steal,
they throw in this and that,
then escort to the welcome mat,
the sale now running through,
as another talks to you,
asking for cards or cash,
before their own systems crash,
waiting for their printout slow,
all you want to do is go,
the paper comes with a jam,
the words in mind are 'oh damn'
eventually they sort it out then,
don't assist to bring it strong young men,
loading it into a small priced car,
never to forget where they are.