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put the wooden spoon on top to prevent an over boiling pot,
place the bananas in the fridge so they won't rot,
same with an onion so cutting won't make you cry,
use an electric leaf blower inside to clean the kids pig sty,
use tooth paste to shine your headlights of the car,
and track your kids phones so you know where they are,
block the word 'unsubscribe' so you don't get spam,
and wrap it up with a little vinegar on the leg of ham,
crack and hold an egg in your fingers to separate the yoke,
and never wake your big dog up by give it a poke.