Pipes of Friendship

plunging it deep inside letting the insides out,
wiping the sweat from his brow as he works out the amount,
holding out his dirty hands covered in brown and black,
turning to pick up his tools exposing the buttcrack,
quickly walking out the door to his truck parked near,
then driving away down the road to disappear,
to the next place he enters with a little barking shit,
as he wiggles into a space he can barely fit,
the dog barks as he tightens the pipe,
seeing the dirt and giving it a wipe,
he wiggles to get out but cannot move,
as the grip of the floor is too smooth,
unable to call for help trapped under a sink,
he relaxes a moment and starts to think,
bending his leg to open the door,
as the dog enters the room sniffing the floor,
he kicks at it threatening so it will pull his shoe,
dragging him out like he aimed to do,
then patting the dog to recover his kick,
as the dog and the plumber give each other a lick.