0272

the obsessive man rings the per minute charged hotline call,
with a girl on the other end asking a credit card to stall,
he reads out the number but they can't understand,
getting it wrong repeatedly as he holds it in his hand,
eventually getting the number right then putting it through,
he waits patiently with nothing else to do,
then finally talking to a girl eager for his dirty mind,
she slaps something but only saying this is her sexy behind,
he doesn't believe her and calls her bluff,
telling her she can take the phone to a place to stuff,
hanging up after that dead end call causing him no good,
then he takes the phone again feeling misunderstood,
calling his local phone company support number to be put on hold,
listening to the woman speak about how important he is when told,
while soft music plays and put in the cue to soon be attended soon,
he makes this a regular thing to do stopping him going completely loon.