Two Kills

there were these two bad ass killers sitting still,
they were having an argument and ready to kill,
i laughed a little while waiting for them to start,
after everyone else stood holding them apart,
they both went into the place across the street,
which i thought this would be a killing so sweet,
i heard punching and kicking with sounds of pain,
after imagining what was happening in my brain,
i opened the door to see what mess they made,
that is when my hopes began to fade,
they were playing a fighting video game at the table,
i got so depressed i killed them both with the game cable.