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pulled over on the side of the road,
while transporting a big giant load,
the police man comes asking for my breath,
i am not drunk but i am smelling of death,
so i blow into his device and see what shows,
i smirk at him strange as he now knows,
he then asked me for my license which i reached for,
i sat up a little and swiped it through my asscrack more,
giving it to him with the smell of stench fuming off,
he stood back gagging and trying not to cough,
holding up the breathalyzer waving it around,
just then to both our amazements it made a beeping sound.